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Rating: 3.2 (183 ) Cost: Free Downloads: 10,000 - 50,000
**Thanks everybody who have commented and promoted this app in true Three Wolf Moon fashion. Without all of you, this app wouldn't exist. Development is underway to add some actual features to this app**
Would you like the power to punch a lion in the mouth? ...The mental fortitude to drill a hole through the sun with your mind? ...The audacity to tell your significant other to make you some pie? ...The infallible epicness to take over the world? ...The ability to gather a trio of wolves and have them howl at the moon whilst being captured by an artist for later portrayal on a T-shirt?
If you answered yes to any of the above, or to any other question for that matter, then Vortex is FOR YOU!
Conceived by an infinite number of aardvarks on an infinite number of antique computers, Vortex is a revolution in Android application design.
Not only can you tame wild animals, you can impress your friends, and make all your wildest dreams come true!*
[[ Now with support for Tegra devices, and Xperia PLAY and arc ]]
(*Dreams not actually guaranteed to come true. For full terms and conditions, please contact developer. This application not actually guaranteed to do anything at all.)
delaney - 2011-07-11
Two things-#1,piece of $h!t just says 'optimizing memory' and #2,WtF is it supposed to do??!!
Larry, hsu, Vayro, Varial - 2011-08-27
This app truely helped me have more faith in the lord, and have faith that some developers out there really can make a difference.
Douglas - 2011-05-03
Mackenzie - 2011-05-05
BS! Read all comments. You can tell the good ones are all from the same person.
markg - 2011-09-03
One of the best apps out there. Nominated for best app of the year. Dev - only problem is recent update only increased my epicness by 16%, please fix
mike - 2011-06-09
Thought this was crap at first, then I noticed all the chicks checking me out. never seen so much action. Brum brum!!!
Benjamin - 2011-06-21
Aks - 2011-06-27
Caleb - 2011-08-07
Never stops optimizing. So its worthless and pointless. All the stupid metaphors in the world couldnt change that.
Robert - 2011-10-06
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