Ron Swanson Soundboard

I'm a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast foods. I also like Ron Swanson. So much in fact, that I've made a soundboard that includes some of his best quotes from the TV show Parks and Recreation.

I'll be adding more later, if you have suggestions, please leave them in the comments, or use the in-app help to email or tweet me.

Here are the permissions I request and why:
HARDWARE CONTROLS CHANGE YOUR AUDIO SETTINGS: I set the app so that it controls Media Volume instead of Ringtone Volume. If I didn't set this, it would only allow you to set the Media Volume while a soundclip is playing.
NETWORK COMMUNICATION FULL INTERNET ACCESS: ONLY used for AdMob ads.
YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION WRITE CONTACT DATA
READ CONTACT DATA: Both of the Contact permissions are because the app the has ability to set a sound as a Contact ringtone. I need to be able to read/write contact data to do that.
STORAGE MODIFY/DELETE USB STORAGE CONTENTS MODIFY/DELETE SD CARD CONTENTS: I need SD access to have somewhere to save the ringtones to. I don't modify or delete anything else.
SYSTEM TOOLS MODIFY GLOBAL SYSTEM SETTINGS
CHANGE YOUR UI SETTINGS: Both of the above permissions are because the app has the abillity to change your default Ringtone/Notification.
NETWORK COMMUNICATION VIEW NETWORK STATE: Again, network access is only used for AdMob ads.

You can set the sounds as your default ringtone, a contact's ringtone, your default notification, save a sound to the alarm list, or even share a sound with email, Dropbox, or any other app that supports Android's Share function.

Some of the included sounds are:

"I was born ready.. I'm Ron F**king Swanson"
"You had me at Meat Tornado"
"I command you to do nothing"
"Give me all of the bacon and eggs that you have"
"Shut up and look at me!"
"Stick a German muffin in it!"

... and many more!

Disclaimer: I am not affiliated with NBC in any way and this is an unofficial app.

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