"A day without sunshine is like, well, night." The Internet is full of funny sayings and advice, and this app collects a bunch of them all in one place. Have an amusing thought with you for any occasion when you need a laugh. And remember, if you’re ever having trouble opening a bottle of Champagne, hit it with a ship. It really works! Note: Contains offensive language and adult sexual themes. – Dozens of witty tidbits – Change the size, color, and style of the text – Submit your own jokes for future versions*Think you