Skip the diet plan…Skip the yoga!Get this app and hump your brains out!<p>Just imagine two people humping together and measuring all of their fun! This app will monitor and measure the stroke in your happy humping!<br>Set hump intensity. Set length… and your off.<p>–Learn how far you humped in your daily humping session!!<p>–Measure how many calories you burned while you were humping!<p>Get your game on ! Skip the gym exercises . Skip the diet plan . Skip the workouts ! Skip the yoga ! Get this app and hump your brains out!<p>–Voice alerts when you've reached cardio or when you want to know you've humped too long (if there is such a thing…)<p>Get two or more people and see who humps the hardest! Have a humping contest! <br>A must have for those of you who feel the need to show off their humping prowess :-).<p>Measures just about everything and tells no one. Set the level of stroke and your off…bumping and humping to beat the band!<p>—We now also offer the &quot;share with your humping partner&quot; feature so your significant other can enjoy measuring their humping too. Humping was meant to be a group effort!<p>—Want to show off your happy humping street cred? Post your humping skills on our new humping ground website!<p>—Humpometer is now updated to run in the background so you can measure your humping incognito… for those of you who wish to do it in the dark.<p> Disclaimer :<br>For those of you who thought we were talking about wild sex , hot sexy horny naked girls , sexy naked men dancing , homosexual partying with no clothes , some sort of porn ( pornography ), pussy cats , dogs or other animals humping …. your wrong. If you thought this was some sort of nude – games mating ritual measurement system you looking for the wrong sort of app… but … it might work for really anything you can dream up sicko… ;-)<br>This was intended to measure all types of excercise and monitor calories burned and it is an extremely valuable weight loss tool. While it might not make ugly men beautiful or pretty women sexier … it is a step in the right direction. It was meant to measure your athletic drive. Measure your hearts favorite tune … the sound of pure healthy habits humping like rabbits. <p>Not recommended for use on animals . Ie: strapping it to your donkey , pony or deer!<p>Not recommending for rough terrain although it will work in camping, hunting, fishing, backpacking ,swimming ( WITH APPROPRIATE PROTECTION), sky diving , skiing (don't break anything off.. ), snowboarding (for the younger crowd) or just running out of store with bags of groceries. <p>This app is in no way meant for a only a mature audience and can be used by anyone who enjoys humping as much as we do. The fun and games represented here are rated for everyone.<p>Enjoy and please check out our other projects at<br><a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://market.android.com/search?q%3Dpub:straightapp.com&amp;usg=AFQjCNGZ86S9XZDfEAnKK3Dr6NKwzajjow" target="_blank">http://market.android.com/search?q=pub:straightapp.com</a><p>and our website<br> <a href="http://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.Straightapp.com&amp;usg=AFQjCNG4MDPdkzhI4PUnD1v2fOBcMIRQcw" target="_blank">http://www.Straightapp.com</a> <p>Thanks for enjoying our light reading we hope you enjoyed it and we also hope you enjoy your new calorie counter – The Humpometer2