All the convenience of having a weegie in your pocket, a pocket rocket, a bampot or burberry toppped ned.Glasgow patter, phrases, chatup lines for the sengas and a handful of insults with the option to make your own combination insult.Click the buttons and close your eyes, (to blot out the burberry), as you are transported to downtown Glasgae as you listen to the sounds of the local neds hurling abuse.It’s rude, crude and occasionally lewd. Not suitable for weans. Not even Glaswegian weans.Suggestions for new phrases are always welcome…ya big dobber so ya are.