Shake your phone and receive immortal words of wisdom (that are really just funny phrases and sayings) from our resident Old Wise Man to guide you through your life all the way towards enlightenment, and, coincidentally, untold riches, or may be just for a chuckle. Shake it again to get more words of wisdom, or another chuckle.* Your mileage on the way to untold riches may vary. As well as chuckles.