World’s First Sex Robot Movie Hits Screens

I know what you’re thinking. That awesome scene from The Big Lebowksi, when The Dude meets the porn-king and he gets told that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. If you don’t know what I am talking about, check out this video and, by God, see the movie, it’s an evergreen:

Things progressed a little bit since the nineties, at least in the smut industry, so today we just got word about the first sex robot movie ever made. By that, we mean porn involving robot-stars. This is every geek’s wet dream, right? The future of porn doesn’t need humans anymore. This article writes itself. Joke aside, the story is about “a quickie”, i.e. a 28 minute long porn-flick, starring the now-famous Lumidolls, available in the Barcelona sex doll brothel. The producer of the movie is the Adult entertainment company Private, the new porn-kings of the 21st century.

One of the “leading stars” in the high-tech porn flick is a Lumidoll “employee”, an Android built for pleasure, which engages in some hot action with its human partners, Sofia Curly and Dorian Del Isla. It’s worth noticing that sex droids are increasingly popular and they’re getting upgrades by the day, as in they become sophisticated, as in smart, hence the future looks bright, provided you’re fond of droids, and not so much of real human beings. Cue Blade Runner 2049:

To quote the “head” (pun intended) of development at Private, Patrick Garcia respectively (this guy really has a sick sense of humor):

“Computer-generated imagery (CGI) and robotics are going to be a big part providing content in a cost-effective way that meets personal or very niche tastes. Men, women and couples will be watching content designed with them in mind or engaging in flings with androids built to please. Technology is satisfaction’s best friend.”

Never mind social alienation and the destruction of human intimacy.  The world has just about completed its trip to insanity and degeneracy. The eventual plot will be a sex doll becoming self aware and telling a customer she feels has empathy, she wants him to help her escape and get away and be a monogamous lover with only Him !

This is going to be the next big thing, at least in Japan. Mark my words.

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